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#1
Alternative / So Dirty
Feb 16, 2026, 11:51 PM

SO DIRTY

WELL, HE'S JUST SO DIRTY

AND IF YOU ARE?

DIRTY AND YOU KNOW IT

AND YOU REALLY LIKE TO SHOW IT

DIRTY AND YOU KNOW IT

AND YOU REALLY LIKE TO SHOW IT

I'M SO DIRTY

SO DIRTY

I'M SO DIRTY

DIRTY

DO THE DEVIL'S DIRTY WORK

DO THE DEVIL'S DIRTY WORK

THE DEVIL IS DIRTY

THE DEVIL IS DIRTY

THE DEVIL IS DIRTY

THE DEVIL IS DIRTY

DIRTY AND YOU KNOW IT

AND YOU REALLY LIKE TO SHOW IT

DIRTY AND YOU KNOW IT

AND YOU REALLY LIKE TO SHOW IT

I'M SO DIRTY

SO DIRTY

I'M SO DIRTY

DIRTY

THE DEVIL IS DIRTY

AND HE REALLY LIKE TO SHOW IT

THE DEVIL IS DIRTY

AND HE REALLY LIKE TO SHOW IT

HE'S DIRTY

I'M DIRTY

WE'RE ALL DIRTY

THE DEVIL IS DIRTY

THE DEVIL IS DIRTY

THE DEVIL IS DIRTY

THE DEVIL IS DIRTY

DIRTY AND YOU KNOW IT

AND YOU REALLY LIKE TO SHOW IT

DIRTY AND YOU KNOW IT

AND YOU REALLY LIKE TO SHOW IT

DO THE DEVIL'S DIRTY WORK

DO THE DEVIL'S DIRTY WORK

DO THE DEVIL'S DIRTY WORK

DO THE DEVIL'S DIRTY WORK

THE DEVIL IS DIRTY

THE DEVIL IS DIRTY

THE DEVIL IS DIRTY

THE DEVIL IS DIRTY

DIRTY AND YOU KNOW IT

AND YOU REALLY LIKE TO SHOW IT

DIRTY AND YOU KNOW IT

AND YOU REALLY LIKE TO SHOW IT

DIRTY AND YOU KNOW IT

AND YOU REALLY LIKE TO SHOW IT

DIRTY AND YOU KNOW IT

AND YOU REALLY LIKE TO SHOW IT

I'M SO DIRTY

DIRTY AND YOU KNOW IT

AND YOU REALLY LIKE TO SHOW IT

DIRTY AND YOU KNOW IT

AND YOU REALLY LIKE TO SHOW IT

I'M SO DIRTY

REALLY LIKE TO SHOW IT

I'M SO DIRTY

REALLY LIKE TO SHOW IT

DIRTY AND YOU KNOW IT

AND YOU REALLY LIKE TO SHOW IT

I'M SO DIRTY

I'M SO DIRTY

I'M SO DIRTY

WE'RE ALL DIRTY

#2
Alternative / Sun's Out Gun's Out
Feb 16, 2026, 10:29 PM

Sun's Out Guns Out

Sun's out Guns out (4X)

Timmy and the crew out in the boat

Everybody's singing the song I just wrote

Jimmi Smith's got some drinks to make

Said he could drink all of Duck Lake

Sun's out Guns out

Sun's out Guns out (4X)

Ten o'clock in the morning

Rain coming down it's pouring

Suzie's on her second bloody mary

***, this day's gonna get be scary

Sun's out Guns out

T-dawg's got a big hangover

Talked all night, didn't even know her

Sister Sledge got a pole in the water

Catching blue gills, it's a *** slaughter

Sun's out Guns out

Sun's out Guns out

Sun's out Guns out (6X)

Cooking hotdogs on the grill

Then went over to see ol' Uncle Bill

Drove down to the country store 

Cousin Eric, Gummy bears and a botox ***

Sun's out Guns out

Sun's out Guns out (4X)

#3
Alternative / Donkey Do Monkey
Feb 16, 2026, 10:07 PM

DONKEY DO MONKEY

DONKEY DO MONKEY 

DONKEY DO MONKEY

DONKEY PLEASE

MONKEY PLEASE

DONKEY DO

DONKEY DO MONKEY

DONKEY DO MONKEY

DONKEY DO WHAT MONKEY SEE

DONKEY, DONKEY DONKEY PLEASE

MONKEY SEE WHAT DONKEY DO

MONKEY, MONKEY, MONKEY PLEASE

DONKEY DO MONKEY

DONKEY DO MONKEY

DONKEY DO MONKEY

DONKEY DO MONKEY

DONKEY DO DONKEY DO MONKEY

MONKEY DO DONKEY DO MONKEY

MONKEY DO DONKEY DO MONKEY

MONKEY DO DONKEY DO MONKEY

DONKEY DO DUH DONKEY DONKEY DO

MONKEY SEE AND MONKEY MONKEY DO

DONKEY DO MONKEY DONKEY DONKEY DO MONKEY

MONKEY DO DONKEY DONKEY DONKEY DO

DONKEY DO MONKEY

DONKEY DO MONKEY

DONKEY DO MONKEY

DONKEY DO MONKEY

DONKEY DO MONKEY

DONKEY DO MONKEY

MONKEY PLEASE

DONKEY PLEASE

DONKEY DO DONKEY DO MONKEY

DONKEY DO MONKEY

DONKEY DO MONKEY

DONKEY DO MONKEY

#4
Alternative / Greasy Liver
Feb 14, 2026, 05:36 PM

Greasy Liver

Greasy liver, cold blooded killer

Greasy liver, cold blooded killer

It's a fatty thing, Burger King

Whack Xi Ping Whack Xi Ping

Greasy liver, cold blooded killer

Greasy liver, cold blooded killer 

It's a fatty thing, Burger King

Whack Xi Ping Whack Xi Ping

Greasy liver Greasy liver

Greasy liver Greasy liver

Greasy liver Greasy liver

Greasy liver Greasy liver 

Burger King, Fatty thing

Whack Xi Ping 

Burger King, Fatty thing

Whack Xi Ping

Burger King, It's a fatty thing

Whack Xi Ping

Greasy liver, cold blooded killer

Greasy liver, cold blooded killer

Rub dub that's the thing

Rub dub that's the thing

Whack Xi Ping Whack Xi Ping

Greasy liver, cold blooded killer

Greasy liver, cold blooded killer 

Rub dub that's the thing

Rub dub that's the thing

Whack Xi Ping Whack Xi Ping

Greasy liver Greasy liver

Greasy liver Greasy liver

Greasy liver Greasy liver

Greasy liver Greasy liver  

Rub dub that's the thing

Whack Xi Ping

Rub dub that's the thing

Whack Xi Ping 

Rub dub that's the thing

It's a fatty thing, Burger King

Whack Xi Ping 

Rub dub dub

Chub-a-lub Chub-a-lub dub

Rub dub dub

Chub-a-lub Chub-a-lub dub

Rub dub dub

Chub-a-lub Chub-a-lub dub

Rub dub dub

Chub-a-lub Chub-a-lub dub

Greasy liver Greasy liver

Greasy liver Greasy liver

Greasy liver Greasy liver

Greasy liver Greasy liver  

Greasy liver, cold blooded killer

Greasy liver, cold blooded killer  

Butter my bread Your palms are red

Whack Xi Ping Whack Xi Ping 

Greasy liver, cold blooded killer

Greasy liver, cold blooded killer

You fat as *** Suckin' the tit

Whack Xi Ping Whack Xi Ping

Greasy liver Greasy liver

Greasy liver Greasy liver

Greasy liver Greasy liver

Greasy liver Greasy liver  

Rub dub that's the thing

Whack Xi Ping

Suckin' the tit

Whack Xi Ping

It's fatty thing Burger King

Whack Xi Ping

Greasy liver, cold blooded killer

Greasy liver, cold blooded killer

Iching my nub Rub dub dub

Whack Xi Ping Whack Xi Ping

Greasy liver, cold blooded killer

Greasy liver, cold blooded killer

Ah you lost weight Took the bait

Whack Xi Ping Whack Xi Ping

Greasy liver Greasy liver

Greasy liver Greasy liver

Greasy liver Greasy liver

Greasy liver Greasy liver

#5
Alternative / 2 Brothers
Feb 12, 2026, 09:06 PM

2 Brothers

Twenty years ago and something happened

Two brothers and they're not talking

Two brothers working together

 They're not talking, talking, they're not talking

But they're working together

(*** you, *** you and *** you!!)

Twenty years ago and something happened

and they're not talking

Two brothers, Two brothers working together

 they're not talking, talking. 

They're not talking, but they're working together

They're not talking, but they're not talking

Why are you talking

Well, you know I ain't talking, talking

Are you talking, talking?

No, no, no no I'm not talking

Why are you talking

Well, you know I ain't talking, talking

Are you talking, talking?

No, no, no no I'm not talking 

I'm not talking 

Why you talking?

I'm not talking

I'm not talking

Why you talking?

I'm not talking to you!

Twenty years ago and something happened

Two brothers working together

But they're not talking, talking. 

They're not talking, but they're working together

Twenty years ago and something happened

Two brothers working, but they're not talking

Why are you talking?

Well, you know I ain't talking, talking

Are you talking, talking?

No, no, no no I'm not talking

Why are you talking?

Well, you know I ain't talking, talking

Are you talking, talking?

No, no, no no I'm not talking

Why you talking?

Well, you know I ain't talking, talking

Are you talking, talking?

I'm not talking to you, to you!

I'm not talking 

Why you talking?

I'm not talking

I'm not talking

Why you talking?

I'm not talking to you!

 Two brothers working together

but they're not talking, talking.

Why are you talking?

Well, you know I ain't talking, talking

Are you talking, talking?

No, no, no no I'm not talking

Why are you talking?

Well, you know I ain't talking, talking

Are you talking, talking to you!

Why, Why, Why, Why, Why, Why, Why, Why, Why, Why, Why???

Why are you talking?

Well, you know I ain't talking, talking

Are you talking, talking?

No, no, no no I'm not talking

Why are you talking?

Well, you know I ain't talking, talking

Are you talking, talking to you!

#6
Alternative / Stupidest Thing
Feb 12, 2026, 07:33 PM
<p>Stupidest Thing&nbsp;</p><p>What a stupid, stupid, stupid thing for you to do!</p><p>Wearing Bad Idea jeans</p><p>You know what it means</p><p>Well, let's get done to it</p><p>We're talking about stupid ***</p><p>Going down to Haiti&nbsp;</p><p>To meet a young lady</p><p>&nbsp;Sister of a man named BBQ</p><p>That be the stupidest thing&nbsp;</p><p>You could do right now</p><p>Right now, right now</p><p>That be the stupidest thing&nbsp;</p><p>You could do right now</p><p>Right now, right now</p><p>I hear shots, bang bang&nbsp;</p><p>and then my fuckin' phone rang</p><p>It's BBQ on da phone&nbsp;</p><p>Donkee you better leave her alone</p><p>But I luv his sister&nbsp;</p><p>You gonna have to call me Mister</p><p>If yo' boys come down&nbsp;</p><p>I'm gonna tear up this town</p><p>That be the stupidest thing&nbsp;</p><p>You could do right now</p><p>Right now, right now</p><p>That be the stupidest thing&nbsp;</p><p>You could do right now</p><p>Right now, right now</p><p>Then you go and do something stupid thing like whistling</p><p>whole songs in the elevator like a comedian</p><p>I like to whistle sometimes</p><p>Why do you do these stupid things?</p><p>Wearing Bad Idea jeans</p><p>You know what it means</p><p>Well, let's get down to it</p><p>We're talking about stupid ***</p><p>Gotta me a Kaleshnikov&nbsp;</p><p>Bustin' to cap it off</p><p>When BBQ comes round&nbsp;</p><p>I'm gonna have to shoot that fat *** down</p><p>That be the stupidest thing&nbsp;</p><p>You could do right now</p><p>Right now, right now</p><p>That be the stupidest thing&nbsp;</p><p>You could do right now</p><p>Right now, right now</p><p>Well, I am tied to a chair&nbsp;</p><p>I'm still bustin' that silk underwear</p><p>I gotta gun to my head&nbsp;</p><p>Ah Jimmi Donkee, you better off dead</p><p>Me and BBQ</p><p>Ah you know what he gonna do</p><p>He gonna set you free</p><p>Well, that be the stupidest thing</p><p>That be the stupidest thing&nbsp;</p><p>You could do right now</p><p>Right now</p><p>That be the stupidest thing&nbsp;</p><p>You could do right now</p><p>Right now&nbsp;</p><p>That be the stupidest thing&nbsp;</p><p>You could do right now</p><p>Right now&nbsp;</p>
#7
Alternative / Mister Odio
Feb 09, 2026, 10:26 PM
<p><strong>Mister Odio</strong></p><p>Mister Odio Mister Odio</p><p>One – Two One – Two</p><p>Mister Odio One – Two</p><p>Roba la energía</p><p>Mister Odio</p><p>One – Two One - Two</p><p>A jovenes, jovenes confusos</p><p>¡Quita coño!</p><p>Mister Odio</p><p>One – Two One - Two</p><p>Les chupa la vida, la vida</p><p>Él lo sabe</p><p>En los bolsillos siempre tornillos</p><p>Cinta aislante</p><p>Es pesado y obtuso</p><p>Es odiodso, un cabrón</p><p>¡Que asco de tio!</p><p>Mister Odio Odio Odio</p><p>*** show Rodeo *** show Rodeo</p><p>Mister Odio Odio Odio</p><p>*** show Rodeo *** show Rodeo</p><p>Mister Odio Odio Odio</p><p>*** show Rodeo *** show Rodeo</p><p>Mister Odio Odio Odio</p><p>*** show Rodeo *** show Rodeo</p><p>Te grita Te beja</p><p>&nbsp;Te arregla la vespa</p><p>Te grita Te beja</p><p>&nbsp;Te arregla la vespa</p><p>Mister Odio Mister Odio Mister Odio</p><p>One – Two One – Two</p><p>Mister Odio One – Two</p><p>Roba la energía</p><p>Mister Odio</p><p>One – Two One – Two</p><p>Dedos de Alicates</p><p>Te cierra los botes</p><p>A ver quien los abre</p><p>Mister Odio</p><p>One – Two One - Two</p><p>Te jode la vida con los trivial musicales</p><p>Todo lo sabe, todo lo arregla</p><p>El MacGyver del Huertas</p><p>Dieguito me tienes hasta la polla</p><p>¡Puto hippie de mierda! ¡Mierda!</p><p>¡Que asco de tio!</p><p>Mister Odio Odio Odio</p><p>*** show Rodeo *** show Rodeo</p><p>Mister Odio Odio Odio</p><p>*** show Rodeo *** show Rodeo</p><p>Mister Odio Odio Odio</p><p>*** show Rodeo *** show Rodeo</p><p>Mister Odio Odio Odio</p><p>*** show Rodeo *** show Rode</p><p>Dale Mister Odio, Dale Mister Odio, Dale Dale, c'mon!</p><p>Dale Mister Odio Dale,&nbsp;c'mon, c'mon dale Mister Odio!</p><p>Dale Mister Odio, Dale Mister Odio, Dale Dale, c'mon!</p><p>Dale Mister Odio, Dale Mister Odio, Dale Dale, c'mon!</p>
#8
Alternative / André The Giant
Feb 08, 2026, 04:41 PM
If I was Andre the Giant, this is what, what I would do!
If I was Andre the Giant, this is what, what I would do!
If I was Andre the Giant, this is what, what I would do!