Stupidest Thing 

What a stupid, stupid, stupid thing for you to do!

Wearing Bad Idea jeans

You know what it means

Well, let's get done to it

We're talking about stupid shit

Going down to Haiti 

To meet a young lady

 Sister of a man named BBQ

That be the stupidest thing 

You could do right now

Right now, right now

That be the stupidest thing 

You could do right now

Right now, right now

I hear shots, bang bang 

and then my fuckin' phone rang

It's BBQ on da phone 

Donkee you better leave her alone

But I luv his sister 

You gonna have to call me Mister

If yo' boys come down 

I'm gonna tear up this town

That be the stupidest thing 

You could do right now

Right now, right now

That be the stupidest thing 

You could do right now

Right now, right now

Then you go and do something stupid thing like whistling

whole songs in the elevator like a comedian

I like to whistle sometimes

Why do you do these stupid things?

Wearing Bad Idea jeans

You know what it means

Well, let's get down to it

We're talking about stupid shit

Gotta me a Kaleshnikov 

Bustin' to cap it off

When BBQ comes round 

I'm gonna have to shoot that fat ass down

That be the stupidest thing 

You could do right now

Right now, right now

That be the stupidest thing 

You could do right now

Right now, right now

Well, I am tied to a chair 

I'm still bustin' that silk underwear

I gotta gun to my head 

Ah Jimmi Donkee, you better off dead

Me and BBQ

Ah you know what he gonna do

He gonna set you free

Well, that be the stupidest thing

That be the stupidest thing 

You could do right now

Right now

That be the stupidest thing 

You could do right now

Right now 

That be the stupidest thing 

You could do right now

Right now